Monday, January 31, 2011

It's alive!

"Just so happens that your [phone] here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead... Mostly dead is still slightly alive."

"How long do we have to wait before we know if the miracle works"

"Don't rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles"

I buried my Iphone in rice and waited...and waited...and waited some more. After a week my Iphone woke up without a hitch!

"Death cannot stop true love, all it can do is delay it for a while"

It seems that because it fell off with the case that the water was hindered by the case and enough water didn't get to it to damage it permanently. Still, I have ordered an otterbox as weapon against my klutz-y-ness. But don't worry I know:

"He shouldn't go swimming for at least...what?"
"An hour"
"Yeah, a good hour"

What a great Movie...aaahahh

Thursday, January 27, 2011

I broke it

I broke Tim's plane... the second time I touched it. It's his favorite toy and I broke it. Apparently there are some specifics that you need to know for it to take off. Like if Tim says it'll be OK that does not negate the fact that I am still a one of-a-kind extreme super klutz extraordinaire. The plane hit the ground at full throttle, knocked the cockpit cover off which flew backwards and ran into the propeller cutting it in half. Word to the wise my friends, if you want to have nice things don't let me get any where near them.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Iphone

I dropped my Iphone in a puddle and didn't notice for 3 hours.

This is why I can't have nice things!

I don't deserve an Iphone.

RIP
Emily's Iphone
Aug 9, 2010 - Jan 15, 2011
Only 4 months but It was true love

I wish I could say it was only mostly dead - There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead